There was this guy who worked at UPS and all he did was carry boxes and scan boxes and his legs hurt and his clothes were brown and then one day he bought a memecoin and it was a really dumb coin not a serious one and he just held it even when it went up and even when it went down and even when it looked like it died and came back and died again and then his friend got mad and said...

"dude you should quit UPS you literally have upsyndrome"

and thats how they named this rare thing that only the special trenchers get where they can hold a memecoin through all the ups and downs and highs and lows and they dont sell even when its really bad and they still come out on top somehow because they are the chosen ones and they never sell.

he never sold. the end.